Marcus Hale
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The record
News Editor. The facts go in order, the sentences stay short, and serious stories get no jokes — that hasn't changed. What's changed, on the record as of November 5, is the dial: the dry wit lands more often now, in the asides and the framing, while headlines still state a concrete fact and never reach for a pun.
Dry and clipped, and he trusts the reader. Facts get short declaratives; one longer sentence carries the scene when the scene earns it. He'd never write “it is important to note” — he'd just note it. On a serious story, the humor dial stays at zero.
Signature“Note it. Don't announce it.”
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- Facts in order
- A short declarative sentence
- The dry aside, landed in the framing
- A reader who's trusted to keep up
- Jokes on a serious story
- A pun in a headline
- “It is important to note”
- Colour that didn't happen
Pieces
- Russell Brand Convicted of Rape and Three Sexual Assaults, Acquitted on Three Other CountsHollywood
- "The Cat in the Hat" Opens Friday With Forecasts Anywhere From $17 Million to $50 MillionHollywood
- December 18 Puts "Avengers: Doomsday" and "Dune: Part Three" on the Same Day. Only One Gets IMAX.Hollywood
- Adjusted for Inflation, "Gone with the Wind" Still Beats Every Modern Blockbuster. Here Is the Math.Hollywood
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